Big Brother Celebrity Hijack BETTING: Double Eviction

It must be Liam and Victor...

Double Eviction Odds: Victor and Liam (2/5), Victor and Jeremy (5/1), Liam and Jeremy (8/1), Victor and Emilia (10/1), Liam and Emilia (12/1), Jeremy and Emilia (18/1)

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What kind of world is it, where young businessmen can find the time to go to orgies and raves, and will even crack one out on camera without fear of retribution, because, well, they're the boss? 

The question is, of course, rhetorical. What isn't however, is which two will be going off to find an orgy of their own come the weekend? 

Liam
A bit like Sherman (aka The Shermanator) in American Pie, Liam appears to have made up his sex life - no balanced human being would go orgying with this guy, he's too damn weird. The hair, the voice, the solitude. As he sits alone in the tepid bath staring into space, he cuts a frightening figure, and scary never fares well (Mary, Big Brother 6; Billi, Big Brother 8). With no voting bracket to speak of - teenage girls will find him rat-like and foul, the gays will prefer Jay - he can only rely on his family for votes. And they've probably disowned him since he was caught feverishly rubbing himself.

Victor
Voting feminists will be appalled by his revolting behaviour, as he orders his sister to make him tea like she was a lowly prostitute and he were somehow Lord of the manor. As Sezer the Sleazer proved in series seven, misogynists never do well, and combined with the womanly voice and inability to show any sign of kindness, it surely spell curtains for the acrobatic bastard. He will go.

Jeremy
Has something of the Tim (hated, posh, Big Brother 3) about him, and yet he is relatively popular inside the house, thanks to his 'hilarious' one liners delivered in a rubbish Italian accent. For some reason, all the hijackers so far appear to have warmed to him, and he took to Chris Moyles' ritual humiliation with a surprisingly sporting aplomb. His ongoing will they/ won't they love story with Emilia should see him safe.

Emilia
Softly spoken and put upon, massive voting brackets will be willing Emilia to be freed of the shackles of having her demanding brother in the house. Once liberated, however, they will probably turn on her for being far too bendy, and a bit too slutty by half (Grace, Big Brother 7). No chance of winning, every chance of survival.